Sounds like Doris had a "Charlie Brown moment:" "I can't stand it. I just can't stand it."
OR... Maybe what got to Doris was the fact that the entire right side of Fred and Ethyl's car was missing.
An Arminian who constantly interrupts. I never saw that before :) Ha ha. I know exactly how hard it is to deal with them.
But John 3:16 says "WHOSOEVER!" Seriously...if I have to explain one more time how that works.... :p
A Calvinist Church with a bus???
That would have been my question, "A Church Bus?" Of course the destinationn would read Salvation and the route number would read "The Elect"
That's hilarious! I can just see the old gal doing a tuck and roll with that smile on her face.
In the providence of God, she landed safely in a field of soft hay and would fondly tell stories of her deliverance...