Don your thinking caps, create a bit of Calvinistic humor (or Arminian humor even), and win yourself a colorful certificate!You may want to print thousands and throw them out of a helicopter...or be humble and print only half of one.
The winner of THIS contest (along with the aforementioned certificate) gets to name forty seven insects that live in the Black Forest.
Of course, you will have to pay your own way to the Black Forest...but, once you get there you can start naming!
Look for the winner on February 16. I thank thee.