I win I win. The effort was exhausting. Even saying 'I win I win' was exhausting. But it was worth it. I will have the male print this for me at his place of work (what better use for their paper) so that I can hang it on the female's fridge, driving her gnash her teeth with rage because she has never won anything.
Bravo Zack that was a good one. But why pick on Denny's?