This morning I had 42 followers...now, it's down to 40. The only explanation possible, once again, is murder. Someone out there is on the loose! I have contacted the CIA, the FBI, the BBC, AARP, RCA, NBC and a CEO. I only hope they catch this fiend before the roster drops to 39.
Yeah, I noticed that too. What's up with that? Maybe they went out from us because they were not of us. Whatever, it's all ordained.
ReplyDeleteQuick, someone call PP.....
ReplyDeleteThat's Planned Providence, folks ;). They're always culling the Calvinists who've infiltrated Arminian fellowships...
....Oh, just to make myself clear, I'm saying that 2 of our number who were covertly involved with Arminian fellowships were found out.... ;)
ReplyDeleteWell,,,okay...maybe there is another explanation after all...
ReplyDeleteIt's now 39...I am developing a complex...too complex to explain...too shallow to concern anyone else...(sigh)
ReplyDeleteEither the stealth Arminians are running scared OR some people just don't know how to laff.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe they're secretly still following but they are ashamed to be seen here by their humorless friends.
ReplyDeleteThe Calvinist should be able to laugh and enjoy life more than an Arminian. The Arminian thinks it all depends on him, whether it's his salvation or the next guys...and they always wonder if they said the right thing or not. I know one fellow who felt that someone might go to Hell if he didn't get their address and zip code to send them more Christian literature...As a Calvinist, I know God will use His Word, through me (and ANY Christian) to accomplish exactly what He wills. This reminds me of the time I was pastoring at a Christian Radio Station in Houston and I read Romans chapter 9 and someone walked out. (I happened to know this individual. He didn't care to hear a sermon on God's complete sovereignty.) I needed a lesson in humility anyway!
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