Calvinistic Cartoons: Just for Laughs #298

Friday, April 11, 2014

Just for Laughs #298

Provide a caption and win a free weekend.

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Joel GarnerApril 11, 2014 at 10:44 AM
When James saw Sally's look as she gazed upon a meadow full of tulips, he just knew that she was the one.
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PersisApril 11, 2014 at 10:22 PM
Woman: Wait, I think Jesus is calling.

Man: Well, what did He say?!

Woman: It was a wrong number.
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Lydia McGrewApril 13, 2014 at 5:28 AM
After attending Pastor Corky's Calvinistic Bible study, Will and Grace knew that they were irresistibly drawn to one another.
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Eddie EddingsApril 13, 2014 at 7:02 AM
All three captions should win a prize! These are great!
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Joel GarnerApril 13, 2014 at 10:12 AM
Well, you know what they say: reading Calvinistic Cartoons increases ones wittiness by at least over 9,000%!
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Friday, April 11, 2014

Just for Laughs #298

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