So the way it works is, you wear these Holy Lenses on your shoulders like this, and they focus and reflect the power of the Spirit back up into your brain...
The story you have seen is true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Department 187 of the Superior Court of the State of California, in and for the City and County of Los Angeles found Heisman Award winning halfback Marty Snoggenbrenner guilty of assault with a deadly piece of oversized costume jewelry. He was ordered to be examined by 7 psychiatrists appointed by the court, was judged mentally incompetent and committed to a state mental hospital for an indefinite period. His former fiance Amy Blatz is still undergoing physical therapy for painful scapular seizures brought on by the attack.
Grace, I'm making grenade costumes for the both of us. Do you think these rings are big enough for the pins?
ReplyDeleteSo you still won't marry me? What if I got EVEN LARGER wedding bands?
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So the way it works is, you wear these Holy Lenses on your shoulders like this, and they focus and reflect the power of the Spirit back up into your brain...
ReplyDeleteThe story you have seen is true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Department 187 of the Superior Court of the State of California, in and for the City and County of Los Angeles found Heisman Award winning halfback Marty Snoggenbrenner guilty of assault with a deadly piece of oversized costume jewelry. He was ordered to be examined by 7 psychiatrists appointed by the court, was judged mentally incompetent and committed to a state mental hospital for an indefinite period. His former fiance Amy Blatz is still undergoing physical therapy for painful scapular seizures brought on by the attack.
ReplyDeleteJane wasn't sure that Jimmy's idea of using five rings to illustrate the five points of Calvinism would impress her Arminian father.
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