Mary thought it was odd that the new worship leader, Guy Brillcreme, asked her to steady his keyboard with her face, but what the heck, this is show business.
I know you wanted everyone to come forward, but I think you can stop playing "Just as I am." The only person left in the church is the janitor, and he wants to lock up.
"♫♪ And can it be that I should gain an interest in a name so plain ♫♪... I tells ya, Wilma, 'Wesley' is such a plain name. That's why I'm going to adopt the name 'Elvis'... 'Elvis Wesley'! I bet no one has heard such a great name as that!"
My name is not Sam, I won't play "As Time Goes By," and despite the seeker sensitive tables and coffee bar, this is actually a church.
Kelsey was so impressed by Greg's "Ode to the Points", which used only five keys, that she was speechless.
These are all hilarious! Great job saints of God!