Pastor Moots, in this box is a half used cigar of C. H. Spurgeon himself. I am willing to trade this to you for your autographed copy of The Seven Faces of Dr. Lao by Charles G. Finney. Offer ends in one minute.
For the last time, Mister Barnes, I will not sell you my autographed picture of Benny Finney for any price - well, a billion dollars might persuade me.
"...If we sue Mr. Velveeta on that basis, he will have no choice but to give up his crusade to promote Calvinism.""Wait! Did you say 'no choice'?!?"
I told you, the figure on my desk is the Lion of Judah, and the one over there represents the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. What's your real game? Were you sent by the theological faculty to try to smoke out some kind of heresy?