Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Just for Laughs #301

Even love sometimes needs a caption.


  1. It was love at second sight when two childhood friends caught each other staring appreciatively at a Calvinistic Cartoons billboard.

  2. "A garden enclosed Is my sister, my spouse, A spring shut up, A fountain sealed.
    Your plants are an orchard of pomegranates With pleasant fruits, Fragrant henna with spikenard, Spikenard and saffron, Calamus and cinnamon, With all trees of frankincense, Myrrh and aloes, With all the chief spices—" Song of Solomon 4:12-14 (NKJV)
    I guess tulips might fit somewhere in that category, but why did Jeremy go to the expense of putting up a billboard? Much cheaper just to write a note to let her know how he really felt! Ah, youth these days!

  3. Arminian devotees Dave Lederhosen and Hilda Frieswitdat show their disdain for all things Calvinist by using their free will to display a conditional lip-lock in front of the Corky Velveeta inspired billboard on Country Highway 4. Unfortunately a semi was predetermined to use the same lane they chose with their free will... services will be held this Wednesday at The Cornbiskit Iowa Church Of The Giddy Galileans...


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