Calvinistic Cartoons: April Caption Calendar

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

April Caption Calendar

Provide a caption for this April calendar in celebration of my writer's block.

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RubeRadApril 1, 2014 at 12:53 AM
I just read James 5:16-17, so I'm just going to build my house with no roof, and pray for no rain.
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Fake Coke CanApril 1, 2014 at 4:44 AM
You're not going to fool me into posting just for the sake of it.
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Joel GarnerApril 1, 2014 at 6:03 AM
I don't always post pictures of unfinished little houses, but when I do, I need a caption. Stay captiony, my friends.
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Johnnie RayApril 1, 2014 at 3:23 PM
Pastor Crenshaw, if this is the new church house you're building...ain't nobody gonna fit inside! It's too small for your congregation!
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Doug EvansApril 1, 2014 at 11:04 PM
As this scale model shows, the reason for your church's leaky roof is a lack of shingles. May I also interest you in some siding?
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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

April Caption Calendar

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