Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Just for Laughs #196

Time to clown around and make with the funny business.

11 comments:

  1. "Excuse me, I'm with the clown ministry at Kooksville Baptist Church, we're called "Clown Him With Many Clowns", and I'd like to share the gospel with you, [HONK HONK]!"

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  2. Clown: "Pardon me, my dear, but my leader wants to speak with you...He goes by the name of...Joel Osteen."

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  3. Clown: Everybody loves a clown so why don't you?

    Man: I was expecting John Piper to show up, not you.

    Clown: Oh, I'm going to be his next conference speaker.

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  4. Benny suspected he misunderstood the meaning of evening causalwear.

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  5. Clown: Mam, I am court jester & bouncer here at Elevation Station Emergent Church. I noticed you weren't singing & dancing with our praise band.

    Woman: Well, actually I find Guns 'n Roses songs hard to sing along with. Whatever happened to corporate worship by singing hymns?

    Clown: That's it, lady. I'm gonna take you out back and rough you up. We practice corporal worship here not corporate worship...

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  6. Maitre d': Dont laugh, lady. I wouldn't have needed to put on this uniform from my day-job if YOU hadn't been reading That Calvinistic Cartoon blog on your iphone, and spewed your Martini all over my tux.

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  7. There was a time when Benny Hinn sought the opinions of others in regards to his choice in suits.

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  8. Clown: Be honest Bernadette, you chose him over me not because he's handsome, not because of his clothes, but because he's a Calvinist.
    (Walks off muttering..."Of all the gin joints... Play it Sam...)

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  9. Little did he know when he applied for the position of court jester in the eschatological kingdom, that not only was it a lifelong position, but the outfit was mandatory at all times.

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  10. Aarron, thanks for the (two and a half year) addition to the comments on Just for Laughs! It takes me back to all the other great bits of humor and I can enjoy the jokes once again. Keep 'em comin'.

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