Mr. Wilson wasn't sure what it meant but ever since Billy insisted on putting up a picture of that guy in a hand grenade costume he was making efforts to not "provoke him to anger".
Now that's a proper pastoral handshake, Timmy, just like the apostle Paul used to give to his parishioners after he preached from his King James Bible!
Man: No, I'm his cousin, Chuck Finneymont. I see that handshake of yours. Would you like to hear about how much God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life?
Boy: Sure, could I then work for Campus Crusade for Christ?
Man: They're called Cru now, son.
Boy: That's stupid. Why did they take out the name of Christ?
Man: Marketing, my boy. Have you ever read the doctrine of PR by Peter Drucker?
"Thank you, Mister Cleaver. In a few days you will receive the first of eight monthly installments of Spurgeon's Expository Encyclopedia delivered to your doorstep. Not only that, but you will enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that your purchase has helped send me to camp."
Congratulations son, and welcome to Election! Take good care of that new white shirt, and enjoy your Assurance!
ReplyDeleteSo you're the kid who saw heaven and his dad wrote a book about it? I'd like to welcome the keynote speaker at Desiring God Conference 2012.
ReplyDeleteThat's the best decision you ever made, son. That sinner's prayer nearly brought me to tears.
ReplyDeleteMr. Wilson wasn't sure what it meant but ever since Billy insisted on putting up a picture of that guy in a hand grenade costume he was making efforts to not "provoke him to anger".
ReplyDeleteHere we get a privileged look at Rick Warren's early years. His father trained him well.
ReplyDelete(*cough* *hack* You get the idea. ;-)
Now that's a proper pastoral handshake, Timmy, just like the apostle Paul used to give to his parishioners after he preached from his King James Bible!
ReplyDelete"Why yes Timmy, I do prefer the Byzantine text."
ReplyDeleteSammy: "Don't worry, dad, I've got it all under control. The kids will be swooning when I whip out my Osteen impression."
ReplyDeleteVery nice grouping of captions. Every one was right on target. : )
ReplyDeleteNice captions, everyone. How about this one...
ReplyDelete"Nice handshake , son, but in order to Tebow, you have to get down on one knee..."
Eddie, you remain my hero...
Boy: Aren't you Hugh Beaumont?
ReplyDeleteMan: No, I'm his cousin, Chuck Finneymont. I see that handshake of yours. Would you like to hear about how much God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life?
Boy: Sure, could I then work for Campus Crusade for Christ?
Man: They're called Cru now, son.
Boy: That's stupid. Why did they take out the name of Christ?
Man: Marketing, my boy. Have you ever read the doctrine of PR by Peter Drucker?
"Thank you, Mister Cleaver. In a few days you will receive the first of eight monthly installments of Spurgeon's Expository Encyclopedia delivered to your doorstep. Not only that, but you will enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that your purchase has helped send me to camp."
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