"Excuse me, I'm with the clown ministry at Kooksville Baptist Church, we're called "Clown Him With Many Clowns", and I'd like to share the gospel with you, [HONK HONK]!"
Maitre d': Dont laugh, lady. I wouldn't have needed to put on this uniform from my day-job if YOU hadn't been reading That Calvinistic Cartoon blog on your iphone, and spewed your Martini all over my tux.
Clown: Be honest Bernadette, you chose him over me not because he's handsome, not because of his clothes, but because he's a Calvinist. (Walks off muttering..."Of all the gin joints... Play it Sam...)
Little did he know when he applied for the position of court jester in the eschatological kingdom, that not only was it a lifelong position, but the outfit was mandatory at all times.
Aarron, thanks for the (two and a half year) addition to the comments on Just for Laughs! It takes me back to all the other great bits of humor and I can enjoy the jokes once again. Keep 'em comin'.
"Excuse me, I'm with the clown ministry at Kooksville Baptist Church, we're called "Clown Him With Many Clowns", and I'd like to share the gospel with you, [HONK HONK]!"
ReplyDeleteClown: "Pardon me, my dear, but my leader wants to speak with you...He goes by the name of...Joel Osteen."
ReplyDeleteClown: Everybody loves a clown so why don't you?
ReplyDeleteMan: I was expecting John Piper to show up, not you.
Clown: Oh, I'm going to be his next conference speaker.
Benny suspected he misunderstood the meaning of evening causalwear.
ReplyDeleteClown: Mam, I am court jester & bouncer here at Elevation Station Emergent Church. I noticed you weren't singing & dancing with our praise band.
ReplyDeleteWoman: Well, actually I find Guns 'n Roses songs hard to sing along with. Whatever happened to corporate worship by singing hymns?
Clown: That's it, lady. I'm gonna take you out back and rough you up. We practice corporal worship here not corporate worship...
Maitre d': Dont laugh, lady. I wouldn't have needed to put on this uniform from my day-job if YOU hadn't been reading That Calvinistic Cartoon blog on your iphone, and spewed your Martini all over my tux.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Good ones. ^_^
ReplyDeleteThere was a time when Benny Hinn sought the opinions of others in regards to his choice in suits.
ReplyDeleteClown: Be honest Bernadette, you chose him over me not because he's handsome, not because of his clothes, but because he's a Calvinist.
ReplyDelete(Walks off muttering..."Of all the gin joints... Play it Sam...)
Little did he know when he applied for the position of court jester in the eschatological kingdom, that not only was it a lifelong position, but the outfit was mandatory at all times.
ReplyDeleteAarron, thanks for the (two and a half year) addition to the comments on Just for Laughs! It takes me back to all the other great bits of humor and I can enjoy the jokes once again. Keep 'em comin'.
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