"Excuse me, I'm with the clown ministry at Kooksville Baptist Church, we're called "Clown Him With Many Clowns", and I'd like to share the gospel with you, [HONK HONK]!"
Clown: "Pardon me, my dear, but my leader wants to speak with you...He goes by the name of...Joel Osteen."
Clown: Everybody loves a clown so why don't you?Man: I was expecting John Piper to show up, not you.Clown: Oh, I'm going to be his next conference speaker.
Benny suspected he misunderstood the meaning of evening causalwear.
Clown: Mam, I am court jester & bouncer here at Elevation Station Emergent Church. I noticed you weren't singing & dancing with our praise band.Woman: Well, actually I find Guns 'n Roses songs hard to sing along with. Whatever happened to corporate worship by singing hymns?Clown: That's it, lady. I'm gonna take you out back and rough you up. We practice corporal worship here not corporate worship...
Maitre d': Dont laugh, lady. I wouldn't have needed to put on this uniform from my day-job if YOU hadn't been reading That Calvinistic Cartoon blog on your iphone, and spewed your Martini all over my tux.
Haha! Good ones. ^_^
There was a time when Benny Hinn sought the opinions of others in regards to his choice in suits.
Clown: Be honest Bernadette, you chose him over me not because he's handsome, not because of his clothes, but because he's a Calvinist.(Walks off muttering..."Of all the gin joints... Play it Sam...)