Thursday, January 5, 2012

10 Things "Seen" on Facebook

Whenever I wake up on my own, I am automatically thrown in a panic of whether or not I slept through my alarm.

It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?

Remember when multiplication was fun? It was the best of times.

Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. So I guess that actually makes it fair.

On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was… surrounded by trees and bushes.

I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Dog’. You probably saw our posters.

It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Say no to drugs. Although if you’re talking to drugs you may already be on drugs.


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