Answer this simple question:
Which is more recent - the Old Testament or the New Testament?
That's all there is to it! Answer it and you win a cow!
A cow to keep as long as you like!
My Father owns the cattle on a thousand hills! That is just a poetic way of saying He owns 'em all! So if you answer this question correctly you can just go pick out any cow you like! Only one per family. If anyone questions you, just say, "This cow belongs to the Father of Lights and it has been bequeathed to me." Then if protest persists, just hand the person confronting you $10,000 in cash. That will shut him up!
I want to be first to answer this and WIN. I love leather. I'm so excited.
ReplyDeleteThank you Eddie. After I eat it, I'm going to have a nice new jacket made for myself.
Heavenly Hereford, Angelic Angus and Sumptuous Simmental, now I only have to choose. Sorry Ralph but you did not answer the question. I am going to go with the New Testament.
ReplyDeleteWait, beautiful beefalo.
ReplyDeleteOh drat. I forgot to say "New Testament" in all my excitement. But everybody wins anyway.
ReplyDeleteBeefalo sounds good to me. Have you ever had buffalo burgers? They're great!
ReplyDeleteI come to this blog just for the comments.
ReplyDelete...but Daisy, what about the meat of the blog?
ReplyDeleteWhat meat? You promised us beefalo if we said Old testament was older, or.. something like that. Now cough up the bovine!
ReplyDelete"Cough up the bovine." What a way to begin the morning! Good morning, brother. Found you from a link. I like. Tried to email you, but can't get your addy off your website. Can you go to my blog and let me know where you go to church? I'm going to be in McKinney for a week, babysitting my baby grands, and I need a place to attend! Thanks!
ReplyDeletecircle-of-grace, of all things, I am on vacation in Durango, Colorade at the present and won't be back in McKinney, Texas until next Tuesday! (I hope no burgular-turned-Christian reading this is in a backslidden state at this time.) And I couldn't help you on a Church locally, because I am an elder at a Church in downtown Dallas, about 40 miles one way! Maybe out paths will cross some day in the future. Thanks, and I just realized I didn't go to your blog to answer you. ...sorry...
ReplyDelete“If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it.” Albert Einstein
ReplyDeleteOops, I better stop commenting. I hate to win.
ReplyDeleteIt messes up the esoteric in me.
ReplyDeleteDaisy cracks me up. If I wasn't married to her, I would marry her.
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