Plant a watermelon on my grave and let the juice (slurp-slurp) seep through!
Brother Angus, that is a strange request but, I will see that it is carried through. In Kuwait, they do not bury anyone in a coffin. They wrap them in sheets and lower them down. Saves a lot of money. Personally, I would prefer that myself...unless, of course, I had a really fancy coffin like Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin!
btw...the original title of this post was "Cirrhosis of the Giver".
Sorry. The mention of watermelons made me think of this old campfire song my wife used to sing when she was younger.
Just plant a watermelon on my grave and let the juice (make slurping sound here) seep through.Just plant a watermelon on my grave, that's all I ask of you.Now Southern fried chicken is mighty, mighty fine, but all I want is a watermelon vine.So, plant a watermelon on my grave and let the juice, (slurp again here) seep through.