"Ladies and gentlemen, please keep your hands, feet and space helmets inside the ride at all times..."
Never sit near the back of a rollercoaster. You risk chucking your cookies inside your space helmet.
Girl: Dude, this ride is like my Arminian walk... up then down then upside down. I lose it then I get it back and so forth and so on...Guy: Calvinistic Cartoons is where you need to be, Sally. Look at what Eddie has posted...
Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it today! You look well-protected against bugs -- or any other flying ... things.
That's the great thing about Calvinists, they can rest in God's sovereignty in any situation. Just look at Mr. Eddings in this picture, just as calm and composed as when he's at a surprise birthday party, or wherever else he happens to show up in!