Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Just for Laughs #134

Permission to grant a caption
for this formal situation.
Make with da funnies.

15 comments:

  1. Yes, My name is Edward Eddings. I thought I was here for a Calvinist Bible Study. I didn't realize this was an AMWAY meeting!

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  2. Yes, I am a Fundamentalist Pastor, and I can't find Calvinist teaching in my KJV 1611.

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  3. "Well folks, I've heard the arguments of the Calvinists and the Arminians, but it seems to me that the truth is somewhere in between."

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  4. "Well, sir, if they won't let us wear blue apparel into Michigan prisons as a volunteer, then gee willikers, you can take your prison ministry and....whoa....whoa. Almost became a carnal Christian there. Whew."

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  5. - Let the Redeemed of the Lord say so.

    - So [All]

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  6. Well, folks, here we are at the Arminian's Anonymous meeting....there seems to be a large crowd gathering for this shoot......Believe me, folks, these people aren't here from their free choice. They were predestined.

    [TULIP Television Network]

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  7. Man stands up: "Could I have your attention for just one second, please?...okay, thank you."
    Man sits down.

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  8. Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I would like to quote, from memory, Jonathan's Edward's famous sermon, "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God."

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  9. Yes Pastor I have a question about free will but can you get down I find it very distracting to talk while you are standing on that stump and standing on your hands.

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  10. Well Pastor Smitty I brought you this pen light, after hear you preach through Romans 9 it occured to me that you must not have enough light at the pulpit to read the words.

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  11. @ Craig - I call that "Carminian"

    @ Marcus M. - I do believe I saw a clip of a preacher saying that. I think it was on the "Herman Who?" dvd that Todd Friel made.

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  12. Hi everyone! I would just like to point out that, even though I am a Calvinistic Cartoons fan in the midst of an Arminian Antics staff meeting, I have toneless composure. Thank you.

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  13. "Sit down, you're rocking the boat."

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  14. @ the first anonymous commenter: LOL times 3, that's hilarious! I'm picturing Air-gun Caner standing in front of this group, on his hands, on a stump . . . can't stop laughing.

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  15. We find here a promotional poster for the updated version of Oliver Twist. The producer, Oliver Stone, commented that the original was such a downer, what with all the dirty orphans and such.

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