Here is a little ditty I wrote in December of 2008.
I hope this inspires you to write one yourself.
Make it your wish list or just a funny list.
Just stay on key...please...and if
your voice warbles...
don't sing.
12 Days of Christmas (revised)
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME
TWELVE COMMENTARIES,
ELEVEN CHRISTIAN MAGNETS,
TEN CD'S PLAYING,
NINE KINKADE PAINTINGS,
EIGHT MAPS OF JOPPA,
SEVEN BOOKS BY CALVIN,
SIX SPURGEON SERMONS,
FIVE... TU-LIP... RINGS,
FOUR CHRISTIAN MINTS,
THREE PINK BOOKS,
TWO BIBLE CUPS,
AND A COPY OF THE SOVEREIGNTY OF GOD!
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
ReplyDeleteMY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME
TWELVE MOODY MONTHLY'S,
ELEVEN WESLEY SERMONS,
TEN TOMES OF FINNEY,
NINE ARMINIAN BLOG SITES,
EIGHT CHARTS BY LARKIN,
SEVEN HINNS A PRAYIN',
SIX JAN CROUCH PHOTOS,
FIVE... DAVE HUNT... BOOKS,
FOUR PAT BOONE TAPES,
THREE GRAHAM CRACKERS,
TWO FORTUNE COOKIES,
AND A HYMNAL FROM A FREE WILL BAPTIST CHURCH!
This was going to appear on my own blog...but, my blog site, as you may know, burned down to the ground. I lost everything, I tells ya.
ReplyDeleteNine Kincade paintings are okay, but I'll take the Larkin charts. Those ARE pretty cool!
ReplyDeletehahaha those are fantastic!
ReplyDeleteMy timing is terrible but you get the idea.
On the twelfth day Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve Puritan Hymnals,
Eleven J.C. Ryle books,
Ten Calvinopolies
Nine Themelios Issues
Eight CC posts
Seven WOTM Seasons
Six Bible highlighters
Five...Luther...wigs
Four blog followers
Three audio Bibles
Two HCSB’s
And Calvin’s Institutes of the Christian Religion
@Benny Finney
ReplyDeleteEven considering our theological differences, I can't bring myself to even imagine that a "True Love" would give six Jan Crouch photos. No way-a, Hosea!
I'm greatly saddened to see that no "true love" is giving away copies of Against Calvinism. Anyone who truly loves anyone would give this book!
ReplyDelete"No way-a Hosea!"
ReplyDeleteIsn't that phrase found in the Reformed Mafia version of the Living Translation?
@Scott
ReplyDeleteI agree. See my caption on "Just for Laughs # 135."
Craig
@Eddie
ReplyDeleteYou are correct. They printed it as an alternate title for the book of Hosea.
The one they have for Jonah is, A Big-a-Fish Coughs Up a Prophet
Yeah...and don't forget "The Malachi Papers". (pronounced Mul-LA-chee in Italian)
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