For even as the book is one and yet has many loaves, and all the members of the book, though they are many, are one book, so also is bread.
For the book is not one loaf, but many. If the wholemeal says, “Because I am not white, I am not a part of the book,” it is not for this reason any the less a part of the book. And if the rolls says, “Because I am not a loaf, I am not a part of the book,” it is not for this reason any the less a part of the book. If the whole body were wholemeal, where would the white bread be? If the whole were rolls, where would the pizza bases be?
It's the book that bread a thousand half-baked truths. Start on Ash Wednesday and you should be through the whole book by Yeaster. 40 warm slices of loaf will make you the toast of your church. Trust me, it'll pan out.
I remember seeing the cartoon in the archives.....I think somebody left a comment saying that Mrs. Warren had just written the mentioned book. The picture was one of those infamous Corky spottings. :)
*sigh* I'll never have the humor of y'all.......and it hurts my brain to try. Is it because I'm gluten free? I'd be allergic to this book, anyway.
Don't let forty days of bread go to waist!
ReplyDeleteIT'S A COOKBOOK!!
ReplyDeleteI could write a book like this myself!
ReplyDeleteI’m not confident there is any ‘meat’ in this tome.
ReplyDeleteThe first sentence in the book is,
“It’s not about stew.”
Les and Dave - Good ones!
ReplyDeleteMichael and Damon - You guys belong in the Twilight Zone.
...and I mean literally.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this on the back cover? It sez: "Recommended by wise men from the yeast."
ReplyDelete"Leavened or unleavened, it's all bread."
ReplyDeleteEddie, you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteFor even as the book is one and yet has many loaves, and all the members of the book, though they are many, are one book, so also is bread.
ReplyDeleteFor the book is not one loaf, but many. If the wholemeal says, “Because I am not white, I am not a part of the book,” it is not for this reason any the less a part of the book. And if the rolls says, “Because I am not a loaf, I am not a part of the book,” it is not for this reason any the less a part of the book. If the whole body were wholemeal, where would the white bread be? If the whole were rolls, where would the pizza bases be?
I wish I could add something to this thread, but all I can say is...Wow! Give up your day jobs guys and make some real 'dough'.
ReplyDeleteI kneaded a good laugh. Thanks, Eddie and all you guys.
ReplyDeleteIt's the book that bread a thousand half-baked truths. Start on Ash Wednesday and you should be through the whole book by Yeaster. 40 warm slices of loaf will make you the toast of your church. Trust me, it'll pan out.
ReplyDeleteA "toast" to all of your comments!
ReplyDeleteYou've made so many "roll" on the floor laughing.
I remember seeing the cartoon in the archives.....I think somebody left a comment saying that Mrs. Warren had just written the mentioned book. The picture was one of those infamous Corky spottings. :)
ReplyDelete*sigh* I'll never have the humor of y'all.......and it hurts my brain to try. Is it because I'm gluten free? I'd be allergic to this book, anyway.
That was my own joke. Look for Corky at the Reformation Wall post.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to clear up the fact that it wasn't someone else's joke.
That post can be found on April 11, 2010
ReplyDeleteI stand corrected. :) I just remember that I found it hilarious.
ReplyDeleteNow I know why they are always loafing around bookstores...they knead the bread!?
ReplyDeleteThe Lord Forsook them as He had there Leader!
ReplyDeleteWe like to put our dough in the baskets as they are passed in church. If you don't...you are just a crumb.
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