Every Reader Wins!

March Madness

First Book Winners of the Year!

Yes, friends, it is so easy to win. Nothing to buy. Nothing to promote. You don't have to join my blog. You don't have to comment! You don't have to do anything! You don't even have to register to win! Just sit there and wait! 

This month's winners are:

Malibu Grundy of Weybridge, Surrey.

He wins the one thousand dollar Kindle Christian Book gift card!

The complete works of Charles Spurgeon and John Owen goes to

Sha Sha Molinski of Pasig, Pampanga!

Announcing Winner of 7 Million Dollars

Meet Mr. Fonetag Wibblewitz, the winner of the Corky Ad Contest!

Seven million dollars is on it's way to your home. Spend it wisely.

The winning ad was originally posted on March 22nd (entry # 15).

Fonetag found the ad in an old copy of Look Magazine while on vacation.

Congratulations, Mr. Wibblewitz!

There will be another contest next year so keep your eyes out!

The Velveeta Enigma

Creativity, brevity and impact were the key elements in choosing the winner.

Brad Raybury now has an asteroid in the Pinwheel Galaxy named after him!

Everyone else now has half an asteroid named after them from the Howdy Doody Galaxy!

Thanks for playing! To read the other exciting stories click here!

And the Winner is...

On April 30th, 2012, we ran the Arminian Connection Contest and had no takers and hence, no winners. Today, we are having no contest at all...and the winner is...Judson T. Sebago of Pioche, Nevada. Congratulations, Jud! You have just won all the items pictured above! They will be delivered to your doorstep within 3 working days! Enjoy!

The Masked Arminian Pastor #12

Winners Announced!

Yes, friends, it is so easy to win. Nothing to buy. Nothing to promote. You don't have to join my blog. You don't have to anything!

This month's winners are:

Uncle Jeppy Mayfly of Propane, Virginia.

He wins the complete collection of Spurgeon sermons!

The other complete set of John Owen goes to

Hattie Walkenstick of Dumas, Wisconsin!

Winner of Car Giveaway!

Calvinistic Cartoons is pleased to announce that our Calvinistic "Car"tune Contest finally has a winner! It was Mrs. Lulee Josyln Carpathian of Potatohead, Mississippi. Pictured above is Mrs. Carpathian and her daughters, Flora and Fauna. The family shouted and cried when Corky Velveeta drove up and gave her the keys to her new car. This is what it's all about, people. Look for a new contest sometime in the future!

Book Giveaway Winners!

Well, well, we finally have our five winners!

I know you must be as excited as I am!

1. The Works of John Owen (16 volume set) goes to....Bernice Longstocking of Ludloe, Ohio

2. The Puritan Paperback Bundle (45 volumes) goes to....Tippi McLayman of Broken Bridge, Montana

3. Romans (14 volume set) by D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones goes to....Cha Cha Phelps of Ballyhoo, Idaho

4. The entire set of sermons by Charles Haddon Spurgeon (64 volumes) goes to....Leroy Vermin of Moldiebred, Wisconsin

5. Clean Jokes by Bob Phillips (192 pages) goes to....Kelby Fontaine of Coffeepot, Nebraska

Thanks for entering the contest everyone! Watch for the next big giveaway!

You too could win!

First Winner of 2012

Announcing the first winner of the $7,000 prize money for telling Corky,

"Cotton Adams was a Calvinist".

This gentleman, a Mr. Pablo Runyon or New Jersey, is seen here running away with his winnings. This 92 year old Amway salesman told reporters that he plans on visiting a few of the Calvinistic Cartoons readers this year. 

Win $50 - This is REAL!

 

I don't know how else to say this...THIS IS REAL! $50 to the first person who delivers the "Fantastic Four" from the Reformation Wall (see photo above) in

Geneva, Switzerland to my home in Salmiya, Kuwait. I will place two twenties and a crisp ten dollar bill in your hands myself! That's all there is to it!

Caption Contest Winner #21

First place goes to Angus W. Duncan!
Second place winner is jcfTX!
Third goes to pastorharold!
Click here and read the rest!

Caption Contest Winner #20

Plenty more captions where this came from!
Check 'em out when you are ready to laugh!

Overslept and Caption Contest Winner

Well, my electricity came back on around 11 p.m. last night. I had just stocked our cooler with several bags of ice, trying to save what I could from the freezer. It was great to sleep in an air-conditioned house, with fans going, once again! We had hopes of having the house completely cleaned before my daughter, grand-daughter, and son-in-law arrive today from Kuwait. So with the power back in place, my wife and I started cleaning house. (It really doesn't do much good to push a vacuum around without electricity). All that to say this...woke up late (first time in months) and was not able to Photoshop the Caption Contest Winner's certificate or rework the original photo. Aaron, maybe God is teaching you patience...I am honored to be a part of that process.

Power Outage and Caption Contest Winner

Last night a storm with 85 mile an hour winds blew through north Dallas. My electricity went out and hasn't been restored yet. I had to write the Little Known Quotes when I got to my job and am posting this while on my lunch break.

I will not be able to do a Photoshopped treatment of Caption Contest #20 until tomorrow (Lord willing) but, the winner is Aaron. Thanks to all who participated.

Caption Contest Winner #19

Well, fellow Calvinists and those who eventually will be, this is the first time in the history of the world that Calvinistic Cartoons has had a tie for the Caption Contest. This was very difficult because there were so many great captions offered.

Please check out the other suggestions and you will see what I mean.

Caption Contest Winner #18

Congratulations once again O' mighty caption comic!
For all the other hilarious entries click here!

Caption Contest Winner #17

Congrats on the winning caption Aaron!
For more comical captions click here!

Caption Contest Winner #16

This is the winning caption by
Let Us Repent and Believe
and a reminder to all that predestination includes everything!
For more captions that were predestined click here