Need a Lift? Corky Contest #4

Need a Lift? Corky Contest #3

Rules are found on April 15 post

Need a Lift? Corky Contest #2

If you have forgotten what to do...

check the April 15 post.

Need a Lift? - A New Corky Contest

The rules are simple: When you see a photo of Corky walking on a road, try to identify the location and drive there, Corky will be in that vicinity for 5 full days. Stop your car and say, "Need a lift? I'm a bona fide member of Calvinistic Cartoons!" Corky will hand you an envelope with $7,000 in it and you will be on your way. It's just that simple!  

Every Reader Wins!

Announcing Winner of 7 Million Dollars

Meet Mr. Fonetag Wibblewitz, the winner of the Corky Ad Contest!

Seven million dollars is on it's way to your home. Spend it wisely.

The winning ad was originally posted on March 22nd (entry # 15).

Fonetag found the ad in an old copy of Look Magazine while on vacation.

Congratulations, Mr. Wibblewitz!

There will be another contest next year so keep your eyes out!

Corky's Ad Contest Entry #20

Ad submitted for seven million dollar contest by Moses LaStrade of London, England.

Corky Ad Contest Entry #13

Hats off to Ms. Lumlie Lulie of Chicachica, Oregon for this old magazine ad featuring Corky. 

Corky Ad Contest Entry #12

This old Sunday newspaper ad was sent in by Kelby "Iceberg" Quintos and will be entered into the contest. Mr. Quintos, don't forget to send in your cell number. The Texas State Prison isn't enough information.

Corky Ad Contest Entry #11

This 1931 ad for the Canadian Pacific wins Manny Crierton an entry in the seven million dollar grand prize. I really love this contest because I see vintage ads featuring Corky Velveeta I never knew existed! 

Corky Ad Contest Entry #9

A very old newspaper ad sent in by Humpty Dumbrowski of Mooseport, Kentucky.

Corky Ad Contest Entry #8

This was sent to us by Flebish Finnemen, who used to work at United Air Lines. This ad is a great entry and we just want to tell everyone that you are ALL winners...whether you get the 7 million or not.

Corky Ad Contest Entry #5

The Kelly Tires ad was sent in by a Ms. Rosetta Stone of Barleyfield, Idaho. This is great addition to our growing collection. That seven million dollar prize money is in the bank and ready to go. Keep 'em comin'.

Corky Ad Contest Entry #4

This Bell Tel ad was sent in by Jim and Lois Pemberton in hopes of winning seven million dollars.

Corky Ad Contest Entry #3

This entry, for the seven million dollar prize, came in minutes ago from a Mr. Si Morley. Those of you who want to enter need to comb the old magazines in bookstores, antique shops and garage sales.

Corky Ad Contest Entry #1

Our first contest entry arrived just minutes ago. This was an ad that appeared in an old issue of Look. It was sent to our offices by Lester Dent who says he hopes to win the seven million dollars. Forgot to add, you can enter as many times as you like. 

And the Winner is...

On April 30th, 2012, we ran the Arminian Connection Contest and had no takers and hence, no winners. Today, we are having no contest at all...and the winner is...Judson T. Sebago of Pioche, Nevada. Congratulations, Jud! You have just won all the items pictured above! They will be delivered to your doorstep within 3 working days! Enjoy!

Special Surprise Winners

This contest was for the Calvinistic Cartoons follower who has the most children. Lo and behold, our research team found two mothers who tied for first place. Congratulations to Lily Pondue and Mia Tobogen, who each gave birth to sixteen kids! You both have won two thousand books of your choice. The catalog should be on your doorstep after you read this post. Just check off the books you want and within a week every single volume will be "delivered" to your home! Thanks for playing! 

Prizes! Prizes! and More Prizes!

 

Since we’re just little Calvinistic fish in a huge evangelical pond, we can only do what we can do… and that, only by God’s grace. Therefore, these are the prizes in our first ever, 40 Days of Predestination Giveaway:

First Prize USA.  (1) DVD of Amazing Grace: The History and Theology of Calvinism by the ApologeticsGroup.com. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $53]

First Prize International. (1) $25 Gift certificate from Amazon.com. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $53 US]

Second Prize USA. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $28]

Second Prize International. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of Christian Behavior by John Bunyan. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $28 US]

Third Prize USA. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $15]

Third Prize International. (1) Copy of Against Calvinism by Peterson, Eddings & Cardwell. (1) Copy of A Puritan Family Devotional (in your choice: KJV, ASV, ESV, NKJV, or NASB) by Jon Cardwell [Total Value: approx. $15 US]

Special Drawing. Drawing held on Reformation Day, October 31, 2010. (1) 42” Yemenite Shofar. [Total Value: approx. $150 US]

For more information click somewhere right about HERE

Eddie Receives the Taco Bell Peace Prize

I was very honored today to have the Taco Bell Peace Prize given to me by the United Nations Ambassador, Salvador Conchacha, who dropped by with a film crew from his visit to Dubai. His told me that Calvinistic Cartoons has brought peace to five acres of land, somewhere in the jungles of Ecuador. He seemed like a nice man, but I noticed that after he left my home, my wallet was missing.

My mistake, my wallet had fallen behind the sofa.