Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Caption Contest #21

Congratulations Angus W. Duncan!
You should start your own humor blog!
I mean it! Really!

I got up this morning at 5 a.m. and worked on this photo. I had a good joke (or so I thought) based on Agatha Christie's "And Then There Were None"...then, decided to throw this into the Calvinistic Cartoon's Humor Arena to milk more laughter for everyone.
Here are the Reader's Digest condensed version of the rules:
1. Funny 2. Theological
This time everyone who enters a caption
will win a trip around the sun every year
for the rest of his/her life!

Look to June 16th for the final results!


  1. Although Harold, having an understanding of the depraved nature of mens hearts was not in the least bit surprised by the crowds rejection of him which he understood was merely the result of their open hatred for the truths of God. He did however feel that making him wear a scarlet T for "theolog" was a bit much.

  2. This was not the first time that Truth was ignored when he walked into a room full of Arminians.

  3. Every time he walked into a room with his truth sweatshirt, Jerry hoped someone would ask him what the T on his shirt meant, then he could finally share the gospel.

  4. The Calvinist fraternity hazed all their freshmen pledges by having them preach total depravity while the coffee house Christians tried to watch Sunday service on TV.

  5. Clark Kent would later abandon Calvinism and his alter ego of "Total Depravity Man" in favor of the more Arminian "Superman", principally because saving people just felt more rewarding that way.

  6. When Joel got kicked out of the traveling singing group the T.U.L.I.P.'S for thinking "T" stood for teleportation. It was then he finally decided to go to Armenia since everyone thought he was from there anyway. While he was waiting for his train he spied a box of his favorite cereal Minced Oaths which just so happened to be the favored breakfast of the uninformed.
    (What do you think Eddie? Too desperate?)

  7.'s a stretch...but, I like it. (you forgot about the cup of Starbucks coffee at the table on the right)

  8. Take back what you said about my expensive sweater or I will kill you! I mean it! You with the oaths! You with the coffee! I have said it and I will do it too!

  9. Phil, thanks for the laugh...I get it!

  10. Excuse me, have you seen a U, L, I, or a P? We were going to the Shepherd's Conference together and seem to have lost my friends. Although "P" would disagree with that last statement.

  11. Unsatisfied after replacing the pews with table and chairs, early emergent
    pastor Tony is about to stumble upon the ultimate church atmosphere; couches grouped
    in intimate settings.


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