Thanks Let Us Repent and Believe for the hilarious caption aboveand to Phil for his equally funny caption below.
No...you're not seeing double! We have two winners.Congratulations guys...show the world that Calvinists
know how to share the astronomical winnings...
yes, you have won something in outer space.
Take your pick of any planet outside our solar system.
Do your worst...or your best! Provide a comical caption and win the same thing everyone else has won. The winning caption will be announced on June 7th!
Everything seemed to be going just fine at the first annual North American Emergent Church Conference. But then, "the conversation" turned ugly.
ReplyDeleteThings have gotten a little rough at the Emergent Village these days...
ReplyDeleteNow Henry, when I said there were no such things as absolutes, that didn't include this!
ReplyDeleteLarry! I am a cessationist! If you cut my ear off, Christ will not put it back on!
ReplyDeleteThat knife is still not as sharp as the Word of God.
ReplyDeleteAlthough condemned by the nearby Presbyterian church, the free will Baptists found it to be the fastest way to resolve doctrinal disputes.
ReplyDeleteNovember 13, 1637.
ReplyDeleteThe Arminian running the printing press changed the first edition to 'Cannons of Dolts', with the predictable result.
The congregation was a wee bit more upset about scrapping the organ than Pastor Milo anticipated.
ReplyDeleteContextualization Mistake #27:
ReplyDeleteAndy found out too late that Titus 1:12 was probably not the best passage to preach to the Cretan-American Association.
In an unfortunate case of mistaken identity, newcomer Edwin Heddins was truly perplexed as to the hostile reception received after registering at the John 3:16 Bloggers Conference.
ReplyDeleteElmer and DuhWayne fight to see who will cast the first stone.
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