Manhunt Terminated

Official Report from Agent A.D. #2

Flux Capacitor Found!

Official Report from Agent BC #2

Official Report from Agent BC

Cruella Arrested in Kuwait

Corky Donates Comic Book to AA Museum

Today, Corky Velveeta donated this very old, expensive comic book to the Arminian Antics Museum. This was the only issue the museum was missing in the Nigel Pettibone exhibit. The curator, Mr. Sy Burnette, said, "This is the best gift this museum has been given by a Calvinist since World War 2." The Arminian Antics Museum reopens in one week and will feature a wax replica of Nigel Pettibone trapped in a block of ice.

NEWS FLASH!

Break In

Don't just sit there - enlarge this to find a clue as to who the culprit is.

I have a feeling this character will resurface sooner or later.

CSI Miami #5

CSI Miami #4

CSI Miami #3

CSI Miami #2

CSI Miami #1

The Goober Twins are at it again

Rob and Bob Goober are still trying to frame Corky Velveeta. Fortunately,

Velma Twattle, a concerned citizen, photographed this and sent it to the police.  

Police Files: The Goober Twins

This photo, from police files, shows the Goober Twins, Rob and Bob, in their very first robbery in 1984. Seen leaving the Freddo Ice Cream Shoppe in Toothpick, Tennessee with bags of ice cream, this photo was exhibit A in the trial that sent these two to Pre-teen Boot Camp.  

Fan Photo from Ray Palmer

Thanks to Ray Palmer for sending in this photo of Corky Velveeta. It appears they are both in some unidentified microscopic place. Ray does a lot of microscopic photography when he is not fighting crime. Corky and Ray have been friends since high school. Nothing like hanging out with old friends and catching up on each others lives.

Arminian Antics #57

Forgotten Cults #8

Rocco Yeast

Founder of "The C.U.L.T."

Rocco made his first million dollars before turning twenty. Then served the next six years in the slammer for counterfeiting. As he stayed in prison, Rocco became more like Boaz before he met Ruth . In other words, he was ruthless. He yelled several mean things at a guard, threw a harmonica at the warden and even slapped a fellow prisoner named Coddington Borax. Once he spit in the pancake batter during breakfast.

In the summer of 2001, while in solitary confinement, he started a cult of one. CULT being an acronym for Criminals Utterly Ludicrous Theology. He made up his own rules, and fasted only when sleeping. He taught himself pig latin and spoke in that language for the rest of his life. He wrote his own bible on the walls of his cell and claimed they were inspired by the ghosts of Baby Face Nelson and Machine Gun Kelly.

He escaped the Montego Bay prison in 2003 and started a church, "The Cult", at a Bed, Bath and Beyond warehouse in Walla Walla under the name, Reverend Nelson Kelly. Although he baptised eight "converts" in one day, he never let them join his one-man cult. Instead, he would rob them at gun point and tell them it was their "offering".

Police arrived at the Bed, Bath and Beyond one day after being tipped off by a Mr. Goodwrench. The only thing they found was Rocco's body, still smokin' from some kind of freak electrical charge. Rocco Yeast is buried in the You Can't Escape THIS Prison Cemetery in Pinkerton, Montana.

His epitath on his tombstone reads:

Here lies Rocco Yeast

Pardon me for not rising.

Bob Dylan once sang a song about Rocco that was never written down, performed or recorded.

Theological Crimewave