A Mystery Begins...

Bad Habits

Man Sees Arminian Crime Committed

Eric Santini, the semi-famous Niagara Falls tightrope walker, told police he thinks he spotted an elderly Arminian woman push an elderly Arminian man over the falls a few days ago while crossing the Falls. (see above) "I'm not positive about it, because at that moment a fine spray of misty water hit me square in the face. The news reports said suicide, but I'm inclined to think otherwise."
Reporters tried to follow Mr. Santini, but he jumped back on the tightrope and took off across the Falls. A few brave newspaper reporters and one tour guide tired to follow. They only made it half way before falling to their deaths.
Mr. Santini has witnessed over twenty-three crimes as a tightrope walker, including a man who followed him across the rope to rob him of his pocket watch.
Police now know that the couple wasn't Arminian and that they were not the couple known as Mr. and Mrs. Nigel Pettibone.

The Plot Thickens

From the time they took over Sola Bootstrapa, we were suspicious of the new leadership. We had our special agent , Barry Cade ("the name's Cade...Barry Cade") work undercover to find out what was going on behind the scene. Here is a photo of the original ransom letter in Lenny Finney's possession:

Something is afoot. You will get the full report tomorrow. 

Arminian Antics #149

Finney the Phony Exposed

Have you seen this man?

Arresting Thought

Arminian Comic Book

Break In

Don't just sit there - enlarge this to find a clue as to who the culprit is.

I have a feeling this character will resurface sooner or later.

Shorpy Rocks

For the greatest old photos on the internet, check out SHORPY.

This is from 1924.

September 2012

Some of you may need to right click, then click on Open link in new window to see better.

The Goober Twins are at it again

Rob and Bob Goober are still trying to frame Corky Velveeta. Fortunately,

Velma Twattle, a concerned citizen, photographed this and sent it to the police.  

Police Files: The Goober Twins

This photo, from police files, shows the Goober Twins, Rob and Bob, in their very first robbery in 1984. Seen leaving the Freddo Ice Cream Shoppe in Toothpick, Tennessee with bags of ice cream, this photo was exhibit A in the trial that sent these two to Pre-teen Boot Camp.  

Arminian Antics #17

Where's Corky?