Early Lessons in Following Jesus

The Core of Relationships

Corky Ad Contest Entry #15

This is indeed a very rare ad. One that Corky told me about while we were visiting the year 1852. He had remembered the ad but forgotten what magazine it was printed in. Thanks to Mr. Fonetag Wibblewitz and his entry into the seven million dollar contest, Corky now knows it was published in Look magazine and has purchased a copy for himself.

Best Friends Gift

Fan Photo from Ray Palmer

Thanks to Ray Palmer for sending in this photo of Corky Velveeta. It appears they are both in some unidentified microscopic place. Ray does a lot of microscopic photography when he is not fighting crime. Corky and Ray have been friends since high school. Nothing like hanging out with old friends and catching up on each others lives.

Something a Friend Posted on Facebook

James Bass wrote: At first I thought this was my good friend, Eddie Eddings. Upon closer examination, I might have been right.

The Proper Way

Now that you all know about the origin of the high five, click HERE if you forgot, modifications are in order for Calvinists, in this generation, to maintain the practice. The world quickly adopted this signal for their own use and hiding the fact that John Calvin came up with the idea in the first place.  

So the above photo illustrates the 21st century method of greeting other Calvinists. Calvinists are free to use any and all the above whenever and wherever it applies.

Corky and a New Friend

Corky makes new friends wherever he goes!

Here he is seen visiting the Old Sailor's Retirement Center in Jack-Tar, Florida. His new friend, he nick-named "Doc" is looking for an old one-eyed sailor who smokes a pipe and eats spinach. Seems they have a score to settle. Corky has a gift not unlike Francis of Assisi. Animals of all kinds take a liking to him when he is present. Just yesterday, he received an invitation from the Elks Club. Corky Velveeta's only natural enemy is the Great Spotted Kiwi of the Southern Alps.  

Little Known Quotes from the Friends of Spiritual Giants #1

"But, Charles, if you preach a series on Jack the Ripper, you will, no doubt, double the size of the congregation!"- Deacon Dow Duncan to C.H. Spurgeon

"John, lighten up a little! Temptation happens!" - Matthew Podman to John Owen

"Okay, let's just attempt some spontaneity!"- Morgan Wick to John Calvin

"Did you see the latest episode of I Love Lucy? Why don't you send Desi your idea you told me about? You know, the one where Lucy goes through the wardrobe." - Fernwallow Tibbits to C. S. Lewis

"Who do you think would win in an arm wrestling contest…you or John MacArthur?"- Vernon Schmaltz to R. C. Sproul

"How about a bumper sticker that says 'Think Pink'? - Travis K. Larson to A. W. Pink

"I hate to tell you this pal, but, the top of your head is red as a beet!"- Crispin Bonvolio to Martin Luther

"We just thought you might like to play a little basketball after the sermon today!"- Herpondo McGeeky to Jonathan Edwards

"I promise you, one whack with this board upside your head and your eyes will straighten out!" - Thomas J. Mooshin to George Whitefield