Showing posts with label TV show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TV show. Show all posts

Thursday, January 8, 2015

The Rob Bell Show #7

This is me walking out in disgust when Rob Bell declares Oprah the queen of his theology.
He also claimed that deodorants were the work of the Devil.
He intends on covering that subject in his next book, Smell Winds.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

The Rob Bell Show #3

If anyone out there has a better title for the Rob Bell Show,
share it with us in the comment section!

Saturday, December 6, 2014

The Rob Bell Show #2

NOW YOU CAN SHARE IN THE SHOW!
Hi my peeps. I am the open-minded star of the show, Rob Bell. I need you to help with the future messages I will discuss on this program. Use the acronym OPRAH only. This came as a suggestion from the queen of theology herself. On this episode I will be sharing my truth in this fashion:

Oh, MY goodness!
Presuppositional Apologetics from Dr. Seuss
Real love wins
All gets ta Heaven
Hell? No! Not on MY watch!

Get the idea? I knew you would. I believe in you.  

Thursday, December 4, 2014

The Rob Bell Show

The Rob Bell Show produced by Oprah Winfrey has a catchy theme song
stolen from the Dean Martin classic, Memories are Made of This.
Click HERE to listen.

Sweet, sweet the heresy you gave-a me
You can't beat the heresies you gave-a me

Take one verse out of context
Add some questions to perplex
One verse, one spin
Some doubt, some sin
Heresies are made of this

Don't forget to ignore the Word
Keep the Scriptural meaning blurred
My name's Rob Bell
Don't worry - no Hell
Heresies are made of this

Then add a ton of lies
Presuppositions will make you wise
Thick eisegesis for the flavor

Stir carefully through the days
See how the flavor stays
Think of these as Heavenly party favors

With my brand new TV show
Everything seems apropos
You dream, we scheme
Mixed together like religious ice cream
  
Heresies are made of this
Heresies are made of this

Monday, May 19, 2014

Corky's Lost Episode

The Twilight Zone Episode: "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet"

Season 5, Episode 3
Episode Synopsis: William Shatner plays an Arminian salesman, Bob Wilson, recovering from a breakdown---until he sees a Romans 9 Grenade on the wing of his plane. Thinking the "creature" is damaging the plane, when in reality he was repairing the faulty wiring, Bob Wilson starts to lose his sanity in mid-flight.
Written by Richard Matheson and Directed by Richard Donner (“Superman”). Host: Rod Serling.
Original Air Date: Oct 11, 1963
Guest CastEdward Kemmer: Flight EngineerChristine White: Ruth WilsonWilliam Shatner: Bob WilsonCorky Velveeta: Romans 9 Grenade



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