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Official Report from Agent BC #2

Advice from a Professional

A Borax Warning to CC

This arrived on my desk two minutes ago.

We, of course, ignore all Anti-Calvinistic threats.

Inside Clues to SS Mystery

Hmmm...this may involve jumping out of CC and into SS...

Fan Photo from Rita Story

Dear Eddie and Corky,
   I found this old Polaroid photograph in an old trunk that belonged to my dad. There was a note taped to the back that read, "Went to a press conference today and met a young man named Corky Velveeta. We talked for less than twenty minutes, but he really got me thinking about God and the Bible. He gave me a book by A. W. Pink on the Sovereignty of God. I started reading it when I got home. I can't put it down. It is changing my perspective on everything!"
     Blessings,
     Rita Story

Anonymous Fan Photo

This was sent in by one of our anonymous fans two hours ago.

I can't take credit for it, even though since it is from a time-traveler, it could very well be me. 

Sam Sosen's Selfie at the Suez Canal

Calvinistic Cartoons fan, Samuel Sosen took this selfie last week as Corky and I were crossing the Suez Canal. Learn this lesson fellow Calvinists...you are always being seen by someone and/or by Someone.
Thanks for sending the photo via Instagram, Sam!

Fan Photo from Flavin Fluflafee

Thanks to Flavin Fluflafee for forwarding this fine fashion photo of a March 1949 issue of Seventeen magazine. Nice goin' Mr. Fluflafee. We are sending you a check for $7,000 and a package of Tesla Experi-mints for your trouble. 

In a Suburb in Serbia

Aside from a tongue twisting title, this photo was sent to our offices at Calvinistic Cartoons headquarters in Kuwait by a Mr. Fontaine Mawibbawetz. He said it was a very rare photo of Nikola Tesla in Serbia, but I suspect it has been Photoshopped.

American Idle

Spy Fan Locates Benny Finney Church

 A retired secret service agent, code named, Alpha Mail, who has been a secret follower of Calvinistic Cartoon from year one, has discovered the whereabouts of Benny Finney's new church. It is located right outside Rottenegg, Austria.

The photo below was taken just minutes ago and shows Benny Finney about to give Elvis Wesley a bundle of cash. If you look this up on Google Earth you will probably see the churchmobile parked at a reserved parking space by the front doors.

Alpha Mail is known at CC as one of the many known as "Anonymous". Thanks, A.M. for sending the info. 

Carminian

Just in Time...

...for an old family photo.

Velveeta Dreams #1

Corky has been having a lot of weird dreams lately. He would like to know what they mean. It's a good thing he invented a Dream Camera so you can see what going on in his brain while he is asleep. If you have any idea what this photo could represent, please let him know. Leave a comment and Corky himself will reply. Thanks for your help.

Time Travel Photo Album

Photo Synthesis

 Before I finish wrapping it up, (Look to Friday, April 5 for the announcement - I will be vacationing in Oman at that time) I want to include these two photos taken a few weeks ago. I have had no opportunity, until now, to post these. I was waiting for at least four more to develop, but these will have to do. Time is running out and I wanted to include these under some bigger category. That didn't happen. So here are the raw photographs, warts and all. 

Above, I am being attacked by a fire-breathing dragon on the way to a Sovereign Grace Bible Conference.
Pictured below is Corky Velveeta on the top of the AccuWeather Building in Thunder City, Missouri. (Note the real-time 100% accurate billboard) If you look carefully, you will see Herbie Popnecker in the photo as well.

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