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New CD by Henrietta Pettibone

Just before her capture in Kosovo, Henrietta Borax-Pettibone recorded this CD of African American spirituals. During the investigation, Barry Cade, the CIA agent, found out that the Hen Foundation was recently formed to collect funds for bribing guards, judges, police officers and wardens. When the last track on this album is played backwards, it gives the location of her cell and where her fake passports are hidden. Here are the lyrics to one of the songs:

When the trains come along,
When the trains come along
I'll meet you at the station
When the trains come along

I may be blind an' cannot see
But I'll meet you at the station
When the trains come along

I may be lame an' cannot walk
But I'll meet you at the station
When the trains come along

Now get me out

of this old jail cell

I'll meet you at the station 

When the trains come along

Somebody please just pay my bail

I'll meet you at the station

When the trains come along

There's a whole lotta cash

just waiting for you

I'll meet you at the station

When the trains come along

Bust me out and you'll get what's due

I'll meet you at the station

When the trains come along

Whatever you do, do not purchase this CD. If you do, you might get a visit from Barry Cade himself. Mr. Cade thinks that Henrietta might attempt to break out of prison real soon. 

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Investigation Continues

Pictured on the right is Sola Bootstrapa's in-house N.C.I.S. (No Calvinists in Society) agent, Will Powers, who is starting his own investigation into the alleged suicide of beloved Nigel Pettibone. Henrietta Pettibone, Nigel's new bride, was last seen boarding a plane to Kosovo.

Photo from CIA Agent Barry Cade

Our in-house C.I.A. (Calvinists in Action) agent, Barry Cade, sent this photo in just minutes ago. Police were on the scene within an hour questioning Nigel's new wife, Henrietta Pettibone, (formerly Henrietta Borax) as to the alleged suicide of her husband. She told the police that he was suffering from dementia and had been acting strange during the trip. After the interrogation, she was seen at a local IHOP chowing down on a Belgian Waffle Combo.

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