Monday, March 11, 2013

Easy Degree

This is the easiest correspondence course Corky and I have to offer. In just one session we teach the trigger words and phrases that bring out the beast in atheists everywhere. If you already know some of these, and have experienced the disdain, then print this out and hang it on your wall.  


  1. Once, unbeknownst to me, I was standing next to an atheist in an elevator. He sneezed, I said, "God bless you" and the arrogance spewed out like a backed up sewer pipe.

  2. In today's highly aggressive job market, education qualification is important to help you secure a high-pay career opportunity. In the old days without the on-line education, getting a diploma while keeping your career can be difficult. Fortunately, on-line education provides an substitute option to people who aim for obtaining higher education certification to get a career connected degree, not only in a much more convenient way, nonetheless it enables them to obtain the degree fast.

  3. Chewbacca MontgomeryMarch 13, 2013 at 2:22 PM

    I remember one time when I met an atheist spammer who went by the name Abby Cans. He had plenty of diplomas and certificates he acquired on-line and would make extra money spamming every site he could. I don't know what ever happened to him, but I recall saying the phrase, "The Bible is more relevant than today's newspaper", and he smirked, snarled and spat on the ground and said, "You must be from the comic section!"


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