Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Just for Laughs #251

See if you can Keep It Theological. (The C. C. "K. I. T.")

16 comments:

  1. So who brought the most visitors? 10, 15, oh wow, 50!!

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  2. Pastor Clancy explains why he is dressed up like Dorothy... after telling the horrific story of Toto's battle with the Balrog, his miraculous color of life changing victory.

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  3. Come'on you guys, that lectern is really classy. No one's going to notice the clown behind it.

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  4. Beau Zoe CliptonMarch 6, 2013 at 5:32 AM

    Pastor Bozo: My sermon today is entitled "All Dogs Go to Heaven" and I will whistle the whole sermon in the key of A.

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  5. Tupperware JonesMarch 6, 2013 at 8:44 AM

    Well, if Calvinist can have their Edmund Clowney...we Arminians can have our Arminius Q. Clowney the Third.

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  6. We're going to sing "Is there nothing Sacred" and remember, the chorus is "E - I - E - I - NO!" Then honk your horns if you have em'.

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  7. Now turn to page 123 in your Emmett Kelly Study Bible...

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  8. STOP WITH THE LAUGHING! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! THIS IS NO JOKE! I'M SERIOUS!! REALLY!!!! Now let's join hands and sing out of harmony.

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  9. Today's first hymn is "Shall We Gather at the Circus".

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  10. Clown singing:
    I come to the big tent alonnnne
    While the lions are still in their cages.
    And the el-e-phants that got loose today
    Are running around stomping stages.

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    1. And he walks this way and he talks this way,
      And he makes me laugh out loud.
      And the goofy things he croons and sings
      Will always - please the - crowd.

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  11. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, be sure to get your popcorn and cotton candy before our show starts today. Our service is a three ring circus - three, as in Trinity. Yes, that's because we are scriptural, biblical and user-friendly.
    NOW - - ON WITH THE SHOW!

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  12. Cottonmouth BlaineMarch 6, 2013 at 7:51 PM

    We will be having a clown baptism this evening with a pool full of raspberry jello.

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  13. Don't forget to pick up your John 3:16 balloons before you leave. They're only 3 dollars and 16 cents each.

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  14. It's time to take up the offering...and please, no more funny money.

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  15. Crown him with many clowns. I don't think the lamb will groan...(seriously those outside the church will love this)

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