So who brought the most visitors? 10, 15, oh wow, 50!!
Pastor Clancy explains why he is dressed up like Dorothy... after telling the horrific story of Toto's battle with the Balrog, his miraculous color of life changing victory.
Come'on you guys, that lectern is really classy. No one's going to notice the clown behind it.
Pastor Bozo: My sermon today is entitled "All Dogs Go to Heaven" and I will whistle the whole sermon in the key of A.
Well, if Calvinist can have their Edmund Clowney...we Arminians can have our Arminius Q. Clowney the Third.
We're going to sing "Is there nothing Sacred" and remember, the chorus is "E - I - E - I - NO!" Then honk your horns if you have em'.
Now turn to page 123 in your Emmett Kelly Study Bible...
STOP WITH THE LAUGHING! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! THIS IS NO JOKE! I'M SERIOUS!! REALLY!!!! Now let's join hands and sing out of harmony.
Today's first hymn is "Shall We Gather at the Circus".
Clown singing:I come to the big tent alonnnneWhile the lions are still in their cages.And the el-e-phants that got loose todayAre running around stomping stages.
And he walks this way and he talks this way,And he makes me laugh out loud.And the goofy things he croons and singsWill always - please the - crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, be sure to get your popcorn and cotton candy before our show starts today. Our service is a three ring circus - three, as in Trinity. Yes, that's because we are scriptural, biblical and user-friendly.NOW - - ON WITH THE SHOW!
We will be having a clown baptism this evening with a pool full of raspberry jello.
Don't forget to pick up your John 3:16 balloons before you leave. They're only 3 dollars and 16 cents each.
It's time to take up the offering...and please, no more funny money.
Crown him with many clowns. I don't think the lamb will groan...(seriously those outside the church will love this)