My lovely wife always said, "Don't be rude an forget Jude."
Good advice Ellery. My charming wife always said, "Don't be sillicus, you've got to read Leviticus."
My wife always told me, "Because of the economy, read Deuteronomy!" It didn't make any sense but it stuck with me.
I say-a read Isaiah.
My cute wife would always tell me, "Don't play games with the book of James!"
You want truth? Read Ruth.
My wonderful wife used to say, "From damnation to celebration, read the book of Revelation."
My beautiful wife used to tell me, "Get the facts, read Acts!"
My dear belated husband used to say to me, "It would be a shameus if you didn't read Amos."
My crazy uncle used to say, "If you thirst for things, read First Kings."