Monday, March 18, 2013

Corky Ad Contest Entry #12

This old Sunday newspaper ad was sent in by Kelby "Iceberg" Quintos and will be entered into the contest. Mr. Quintos, don't forget to send in your cell number. The Texas State Prison isn't enough information.


  1. Mr. Eddings, this ad looks a mite suspicious. Given the man who submitted it is on death row and the texture of Corky is different from the rest of the ad, I would submit that this has been Photoshopped in hopes of winning the seven million dollars.

  2. I agree with Toby! This Quintos dude is a crook!

  3. Kelby Iceberg QuintosMarch 18, 2013 at 10:43 AM

    You got me. What are you? A couple of coppers? I needed the dough to pay off the officials and get me off death row. That would leave me with a cool three million left...and that, after taxes, would equal to about fifty grand! I could've been a contender, I tells ya. Lousy Photoshoppin' freaks! If I ever get out of here alive I'll be gunnin' for ya!


Related Posts with Thumbnails