Mr. Eddings, this ad looks a mite suspicious. Given the man who submitted it is on death row and the texture of Corky is different from the rest of the ad, I would submit that this has been Photoshopped in hopes of winning the seven million dollars.
I agree with Toby! This Quintos dude is a crook!
You got me. What are you? A couple of coppers? I needed the dough to pay off the officials and get me off death row. That would leave me with a cool three million left...and that, after taxes, would equal to about fifty grand! I could've been a contender, I tells ya. Lousy Photoshoppin' freaks! If I ever get out of here alive I'll be gunnin' for ya!