After Flunking out at comedy college. These future mega church leaders decide on Purpose Driven School.
"So, Duane. You, too received the letter notifying you that you were nominated for membership in the ORDER OF SOMBER UNDERGRADS? And I never even knew you were Presbyterian."
Biff, your girl dump you too?Yeah, I just got the "I'm dating Jesus" letter....
I've been drafted? I didn't choose to join the Army! I've got free will and I don't want to go to war!
Letter from the Presbyterian who fell down the stairs stating, "I'm glad that's over with!"
Charlie, I think we both have been a little too hard on Presbyterians in this post. We should take a time out for a few minutes of morbid introspection.
Well MYYY ancient papyrus fragment says, "Your mama dresses you funny", how do you like that!
Joe Fisher gets his letter of calling in his last year at the Southern Fried Bible School of Missions:[sigh] "Africa. Who wants to go to Africa? I was hoping for Fuji. Well, I guess I have to go where I'm called."