'They are almost invisible and can be used as tiny candles in a power outage.' I can't stop laughing.
After a class action lawsuit filed by thousands of customers, the manufacturer has been ordered by a court to add, "...but not at the same time as they are being used as earplugs."
Definitely an earful! Should work well against the DAMAGENT nagging as well!
Adolescent Remonstrants! YIKES!
I like the tie pin!
Those young hoodlums are in for quite a surprise if they try to pull the pin.