The fastest gun in the West! And East, North, and South, too...
More like the fastest gun anywhere. And that's one awesome mustache.
Ol Zeke was scared. Did the 5 shots of TULIP rounds missing mean he wasn't among the elect, and though he lived now he won't be livin' later?
He's not a very "straight shooter" our Doc Spurgeon is he?http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/straight%20shooter
Doc Spurgeon made a vow never to kill with words or bullets, unless another life is at stake.
Way funny! Methinks Doc Spurgeon overrates himself
And when the Romans9 grenade went off right beside Zeke's head....he began to worry.
"Providentially for you, I missed you deliberately; otherwise you would be sporting a 'holier than thou' look. Oh, and you ought to get that "itchy trigger finger" checked out. Looks like you might have a case of the Finney Fungus."