Wow. This guy is pretty had core to change his wife's name. I think Agatha or Beatrice would be fitting, don't you?
Yeah, he's hard core alright...with a chewy center. Or should I say a "choosy" center.
Really? Huh...He sounds like a Tootsie-Pop. Most likely a cherry one. Or a root beer, however unlikely.
Remind me to infect him later. @Apeslugger: I think renaming her Liberty would be more his taste. ;-)
Sweet name of Liberty. Good one.