"No, I am your father!"
Our friend Eddy Eddings is seen here in a scene from a 1960 rendition of Pilgrim's Progress.
Ha, ha Pastor Jay. I too noticed the resemblance to the photo top right...
No! Take ME to YOUR leader mac.
Man With Gun: "Stop right there, bud. And what's with the clown outfit?"Armored Man: "It's not a clown outfit, peabrain - it's the Armor of God, as imagined by the Rocketeer!"
Man with gun: "I work for the Wizard of AHS (Arminian Hit Squad) and I have but ONE question...and answer truthfully...are you a Calvinist or an Arminian?"
Well Sam, I just got back from traveling the corridor of time and it looks like Theo Lect WILL choose to free himself from prison. But the last thing we want to do here is violate any of his freedoms.
Let's see ... belt of truth, breastplate of righteousness, helmet of salvation. If only I had flaming darts instead of this useless gun.
Guy in the chair: "Mmrmph uffn rrmmf Rmnns nine uhmf rmfnn."
With Ortho-doxy taken captive. Hetero-doxy now persuades Dia-praxy to become Orho-praxy!
Man with gun: is this the best argument you can give me for saying the Jesus Seminar tied you up?
"Don't try to deny it. I KNOW you're Eddings. The Boss said to look for a guy wearing a helmet, and you're it. This must be your little side-kick "Cork-screw," or whatever you call him."