Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Beware the Goober Twins

Bob and Rob Goober, members of the Arminian Church of Armenia, Texas, have decided to give Calvinistic Cartoons legend, Corky Velveeta, a bad name. They visit locations and "e-vandal-ize" public property. Last report we heard, some gentleman approached Rob and, thinking he was Corky, said "Cotton Adams was a Calvinist". Corky, in return, gives $7,000 to that person, but Rob grabbed the man's wallet and rolled down an embankment to an awaiting car driven by Bob Goober. If you spot these two evil twins please contact me so we can keep track of these two asinine Arminians.


  1. E-vandal-ize. You really hit the nail on the head with that one. I'm thinking about sending you $7000 for that one. I said 'thinking'.

  2. Whoah! That's one scarey face (when I was scrolling down, expecting to see Corky's affable, smiley one.) - No, actually TWO scarey faces, Oh dear!


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