I know there's supposed to be an elephant in this room, guys, but Bishop Jakes has me so mesmerized I can't remember what it was!
...So then I said "But What about the turkey?"
In keeping with Eddie's "why so serious?" joke...#1 Clown: "... and when I'm done, Chris Nolan shakes my hand and says, 'Sorry, Bonzo, you're just not menacing enough to play the Joker.'"#2 Clown: "I couldn't make the pencil stand upright on the table. That's why he kicked me out."#3 Clown: "I don't think he appreciated my squirting-flower trick... said it was 'inconsistent' with the character."#4 Clown: "Who the heck is this Heath Ledger guy, anyway? He's not even a real clown!"
You replaced the crow's feather with a what?
Obama meets with his economic advisers
That's an insult to clowns. Try to play nice next time, 'k.
Some mini-Finneys hold a meeting on how best to bamboozle non-believers and believers alike with what clearly is not the Gospel.
I overheard the Ringmaster say he won't be getting a shipment of paint remover till sometime next month!!
TBN's newly developed ministry: Apostolic Clowning.
Man with black hat: "Alright, boys, Eddings is coming out of that door is nine minutes. Once he's out, we start pelting him with daisies and sing 'Since Jesus Came Into My Heart' viciously. He won't stand a chance. Got it?"
"This is why I made you guys watch this video of Piper preaching, bro. Can you believe the stupid things he does? He stands there and preaches doctrine! He preaches through books of the Bible! He's like, you know, irrelevant, right, dudes?"
After the three of them gasped, the clown wearing the black hat replied, "Friend, Scripture does indeed say God hated Esau, but His hatred is not everlasting, He loves everyone, all are His children."
What clowns talk about on their break."Oh, I agree that Kant was a great thinker. But, can't you see that his Critique of Pure Reason was entirely based on an unargued premise?"
"Everyone got their jokes? We're gonna laugh em into the kingdom tonight!""I am unable to turn this awkward "cross story" into a standup routine. I am completely unable to financially profit while staying true to the context of the fairy tale.""I know the Calvinists say we don't take the Bible or Theology seriously, but what I really can't understand is why they say we treat everything like a joke."