Thursday, August 11, 2011

Just for Laughs #176

Empty your bag of humor on this photo

12 comments:

  1. Ernie was determined to keep the Palantir a secret until he'd really figured out how to use it.

    (Methinks only fellow LOTR fans will get that one)

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  2. Predestined Peter considered planting his Calvinist canteloupe in Free-Will Fannie's face.

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  3. "Yes, Maggie, that is exactly how to hold your third finger while giving the secret Calvinist handshake."

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  4. Of course I know what I'm talking about, dear. It is a time-honored tradition to throw over-ripe fruit and melons at a new pastor when he preaches his first sermon, especially if he has Calvinistic leanings.

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  5. "Watch it girly, or I'll go all Hyper-Calvinist on you..."

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  6. No, Lucy, you are not going to ride down the aisle on a motorcycle while I'm trying to preach.

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  7. The flesh was weak. She said "we can't elope" so he had to settle for the next best thing.

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  8. No, No, Margie, five points. I want to see all your fingers.

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  9. Why? Don't you think that a cantaloupe is a wonderful illustration for my sermon on total depravity?

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  10. Arnold tried to cover for the time he had spent browsing the bookstore on the way back home.

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  11. "I bought a new brand of coffee. Will it make us hyper-Calvinist?"

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  12. Life had just handed Brad the world's largest lemon. Angelina asked if the trouble was because he was using his free will or if God had somehow ordained it?

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