Martha Ivers: You've 'killed' before. Sam Masterson: I never 'murdered.' Walter O'Neil: Yeah, right. You got angry enough to kill him in your head, though. Same thing.
Barbara: "Kirk, people have noticed that ever since you started hanging around with those Protestants, you have not been attending Mass. Mister De Torquemada here would like to speak to you about that."
“I said my name is Mother Kirk!”
ReplyDeleteCome on, Walter; this is church noir and the Arminians win. Just get over it and join us. You know it's only a matter of willing it to be.
ReplyDeleteMartha Ivers: You've 'killed' before.
ReplyDeleteSam Masterson: I never 'murdered.'
Walter O'Neil: Yeah, right. You got angry enough to kill him in your head, though. Same thing.
Providence drew them together; only their free will could save them!
ReplyDeleteI know I hurt my knuckles before but don't think I won't give you a fresh one.
ReplyDeleteMark, we need to talk to you about your continuationism. It's quite disturbing.
ReplyDeleteLady: I know its painful dear, but the 'Boxing down Balial' skit is a hit among the parishioners!
ReplyDeleteStanding Man: Indeed, a smashing success!!
Look at me, now repeat:
ReplyDeletePaedobaptism is not in the Bible.
Don't worry, you'll get it.
Barbara:
ReplyDelete"Kirk, people have noticed that ever since you started hanging around with those Protestants, you have not been attending Mass. Mister De Torquemada here would like to speak to you about that."
"Where did you get that copy of The Institutes! I know we burned every copy in town. Do I detect some covert Amazon shopping?"
ReplyDelete"Look, I've had it with this "God is in control" thing. I'm beginning to think you're not an Arminian."
ReplyDelete"Say it to my face! 'Spurgeon is my homeboy' go ahead, admit it!"
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