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(or any other form of creatively written expression.)
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Noah's Nagging Wife
ReplyDeleteMrs. Noah:
"Wake up Noah. We need to talk about this crazy building project you've gotten yourself involved in.
"You don't know anything about construction. You never even took SHOP in high school. Am I right? You know that I am.
"And where are you going to get all that lumber? Do you have any idea how big three hundred cubits really is? No. You do not.
"And you say you are going to get our three sons to help supervise the work? Ha! You can depend on Shem and Japheth all right, but Ham sure isn't worth his salt.
"And then there's the..."
Noah:
"Go back to sleep, dear. I'm sure that this has all been planned out by Someone who knows exactly what He is doing."
Great story! I wonder if any nagging was done during all those many years...
ReplyDeleteSomething must've driven Noah to drink.
ReplyDeleteLOLWFFACTIAVIPT
ReplyDelete(laughing out loud while falling from a coconut tree in a villa in Phuket, Thailand)
Lumber salt shop sleep
ReplyDeleteOnce George Bush Sr. went to sleep. In his dream he was in a shop full of luxuries from medieval Africa like salt.
The supplies lasted for 8 years despite a long war, and then a new president took over and the shops went out of business. All of America would sell itself to the Muslims simply for lumber that would not rebuild our economy, only mosques.
With that he woke up, served as president for 4 years. 8 years later he son served as president, and finally, an incompetent president reigned, but there was no Joseph to help him this time.