Ernie was determined to keep the Palantir a secret until he'd really figured out how to use it.(Methinks only fellow LOTR fans will get that one)
Predestined Peter considered planting his Calvinist canteloupe in Free-Will Fannie's face.
"Yes, Maggie, that is exactly how to hold your third finger while giving the secret Calvinist handshake."
Of course I know what I'm talking about, dear. It is a time-honored tradition to throw over-ripe fruit and melons at a new pastor when he preaches his first sermon, especially if he has Calvinistic leanings.
"Watch it girly, or I'll go all Hyper-Calvinist on you..."
No, Lucy, you are not going to ride down the aisle on a motorcycle while I'm trying to preach.
The flesh was weak. She said "we can't elope" so he had to settle for the next best thing.
No, No, Margie, five points. I want to see all your fingers.
Why? Don't you think that a cantaloupe is a wonderful illustration for my sermon on total depravity?
Arnold tried to cover for the time he had spent browsing the bookstore on the way back home.
"I bought a new brand of coffee. Will it make us hyper-Calvinist?"
Life had just handed Brad the world's largest lemon. Angelina asked if the trouble was because he was using his free will or if God had somehow ordained it?