Insert a picture of Brian McLaren on the lunch box and the kid could have 100% USDA prime Bull!
Mom must've got that Sacred Sandwich lunch box in the discount bin at the Dollar store. Most of those suckers were recalled after it was discovered that my picture spoiled people's appetites.
Brother: "But mom - all the other boys have 'Flash Gordon' or 'Buck Rogers' lunch boxes. The picture on mine is more creepy than Commando Cody."Sister: "Mine has a picture of Jules Verne, so ha - ha - ha."