"For crying out-loud! Will you campers PLEASE keep the noise down? Me and Mrs. Bear are TRYING to read our Oswald Chambers bedtime devotional, and....... Hey, what is that you have in your hands? Against Calvinism. Say, you wouldn't happen to have an extra copy, would you?"
Open Theist Theodore Bowman, not knowing what an angry bear may do seconds into the future, regales his Arminian hunting buddies with tales of converts who "got away".
The Three Arminian Amigo pastors were intensely discussing the importance of evangelism so that men could choose to be saved, as opposed to those dirty Calvinists who just sit around and wait to be chosen never noticed that Yogi was fresh out of picnic baskets.
"For crying out-loud! Will you campers PLEASE keep the noise down? Me and Mrs. Bear are TRYING to read our Oswald Chambers bedtime devotional, and....... Hey, what is that you have in your hands? Against Calvinism. Say, you wouldn't happen to have an extra copy, would you?"
ReplyDeleteOpen Theist Theodore Bowman, not knowing what an angry bear may do seconds into the future, regales his Arminian hunting buddies with tales of converts who "got away".
ReplyDeleteYummy! I sure love Calvin burgers! Add a little hot sauce and you can't beat em'
ReplyDeleteBertha ignored the campers' anti-Calvinist remarks, but their C.J. Mahaney jokes were more than the she-bear could bear.
ReplyDeleteThe Three Arminian Amigo pastors were intensely discussing the importance of evangelism so that men could choose to be saved, as opposed to those dirty Calvinists who just sit around and wait to be chosen never noticed that Yogi was fresh out of picnic baskets.
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