Due to worldwide demand and high black-market prices, book thieves break into the Al Mohler's library to steal a signed 1st edition of Against Calvinism.
Not too many people know this but the original manuscript for Against Calvinism was written in Pig Latin... if this were to get out it would be ad-bay ewes-nay...
I have hidden in this safe the answer to the seeming paradox between God's sovereignty and man's responsibility. Are you sure you can handle the truth?
Hey! You were right about Benny Finney's wall safe's combination being 1-2-3. How did you guess?
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ReplyDelete(Laughing out loud while doing several backflips.)
The Secrets to Your best life now were right here I swear!
ReplyDeleteGood one! Goes well with the facial expressions...and goes well with my OWN facial expression.
ReplyDeleteUntil you move to Anniston, Alabama, Nicodemus, we'll keep your copy of Against Calvinism in here, OK?
ReplyDeleteDue to worldwide demand and high black-market prices, book thieves break into the Al Mohler's library to steal a signed 1st edition of Against Calvinism.
ReplyDeleteI defer to Persis for True Humor.
ReplyDeleteNot too many people know this but the original manuscript for Against Calvinism was written in Pig Latin... if this were to get out it would be ad-bay ewes-nay...
ReplyDeleteI have hidden in this safe the answer to the seeming paradox between God's sovereignty and man's responsibility. Are you sure you can handle the truth?
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