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MILLIE LEMMON: Oh it's not quite a mile from campus. It’s a small flat, but you should see what I did with the drapes! Oh! You meant my steno pad. I’ll be right back with it.
DR. WARFIELD: Never mind, what is it?
MILLIE LEMMON: Mr. Buddy Love is hear to see you, and is he ever a gasser! Should I have him come in?
Secretary: Excuse me Pastor, but Fred is here and wants to see you. He says it's urgent.
Pastor: Urgent? Did he say what it's about?
Secretary: He says there was a problem with your sermon Sunday. He said he cannot sit by and let you get all "preachy" at him and go on and on about God's so-called call for holiness.
Pastor: Is he reading the Emergent Unstandard Edition again?!
That man still owes me 50 cents, which he borrowed to buy a sandwich in 1963.
ReplyDeleteDR. WARFIELD: Where’s your pad?
ReplyDeleteMILLIE LEMMON: Oh it's not quite a mile from campus. It’s a small flat, but you should see what I did with the drapes! Oh! You meant my steno pad. I’ll be right back with it.
DR. WARFIELD: Never mind, what is it?
MILLIE LEMMON: Mr. Buddy Love is hear to see you, and is he ever a gasser! Should I have him come in?
DR. WARFIELD: If you can do so without fainting.
Kathleen Freeman...HA! You're probably Morgan Freeman!
ReplyDeleteDoes the Arminian cat owner give the cat the choice whether it goes to the vet or not?
ReplyDeleteSecretary: Excuse me Pastor, but Fred is here and wants to see you. He says it's urgent.
ReplyDeletePastor: Urgent? Did he say what it's about?
Secretary: He says there was a problem with your sermon Sunday. He said he cannot sit by and let you get all "preachy" at him and go on and on about God's so-called call for holiness.
Pastor: Is he reading the Emergent Unstandard Edition again?!