These aliens are about to get downgraded!
Behold! The Spurgeonator!! I would love to play this game! Where else can you find theology and aliens mixed in?
Scientology does a pretty good job of it!
...it you can call their science fiction beliefs "theology".
The evil "McLarenator" leads his Emergent Mutants from MarsHillus who have stolen Sola Scriptura and replaced it with their "Ventroloquist Voice!"Help Spurgeon seek and destroy Emerging contemplative mantras, progessive theology, and univeralism as they attempt yo hide in successive labyrinths of metanarratives.Warm up his Mega Cool Verse Disintegrator and Disgronifier against shoddy hermenuetics and twisters of perspicity!
This is, by far, my favorite photoshopped picture ever on the web. Because I am such a fan of video games AND C.H. Spurgeon.
Man, this would be the coolest game ever!!
I need this game so bad.